


I will grow more powerful with every tear shed in anger. So guys, what are things in this game that drive you crazy? Let your rage seep into me. Krogs cancels task, Play Dwarf Fortress: throwing a tantrum. I know it's all me and that there are steps I can take to mitigate this, but I just wanted to get this out of my system. Jesus.Īlright, thanks for listening to me rant. Don't fucking wander off and sit in your shitty bedroom so that another dwarf can take your building job 2 trillion years in the future when there's literally NO other tasks left in the fortress to do that ALL take priority over the one I want done RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Just pick it up in your stupid, rain-fearing, booze-guzzling hands and move it THREE FEET behind you. What do you THINK you need to do? Fuck's sake, Urist, you have so many free tiles around you, and everyone to your left and to your right are building the exact same thing as you are, all in a straight line. "The french fry freezer is empty." NEAT-O FUCKING BURRITO, GENIUS, GO GET MORE FRIES AND FILL IT. Do you need me to hold your hand for everything? Do you need me to tell you to move the one thing that's keeping you from doing the job that the hivemind voice in your head has told you to do? Good god, you're like a teenager working at his first job, stumped when something doesn't work. A three step guide:ĭownload Vanilla DF - or a Starter Pack (bundle with DF, mods and tools)įollow the quickstart guide on the wiki, or see other learning resources (below)Īsk any questions in the ☼Bi-weekly DF Questions Thread☼ - it's always activeīronzemurder and Oilfurnace (illustrated) See the reasons for our rules here, and please report any problems!ĭF can be intimidating, but we're dedicated to helping new players. Want to start playing? Read this sidebar!
